Homespun Things...DIY Faux Tortoiseshell Finish Step Two...

 

Here is Part Two of my DIY Faux Tortoiseshell finish.

 

Part One is here.

 

You can also see more photos of the completed finish in Part One.

 

So you've finished your base layer of orange and metallic gold, and your first layer of the faux tortoiseshell look, incorporating your other colours.

 

We are now on to adding the darker layers.

 

Mix some Burnt Sienna acrylic paint with water. You want a really watery mixture. Trust me on this.

 

 

The top left corner of this pic, gives you an idea of the final product to aim for, but that starts with dipping your wet Mop brush into the diluted Burnt Umber, and adding little dashes like this...

 

 

Work in small sections remember, and dry with a hairdryer as you go.

As each section partially dries, take one of your flannelette squares, and gently dab the middle of each blob, to lift some of the paint away. You want plenty of that glowing orange and metallic gold base showing through.



 

Now mix some Raw Sienna with a bit of Metallic Gold, and dilute it 50:50 with water.

 

Take your Round Gold Taklon R-9250 size 10 brush, wet it, wipe it on the edge of your cup or bowl, and dredge it in the colour.

Use this to start forming translucent cell shapes over your previous work. You can join some of your darker cells with this, and also cover some partially or entirely, but make sure you are leaving plenty of that all important bright base peeking through.

 

As previously, work in small sections, partially dry with the hair dryer, and use a clean, dry flannelette square to lift paint away from the centre of your cell shapes.

 

 

It should be looking like this.

 

Here below, you can see the layers.

 

Orange and metallic gold, topped with Burnt Umber 'dashes', and Raw Sienna/Metallic Gold 'cells'.

 

 

Now you're going to mix another very watery solution of 50:50 Burnt Umber and Black.

 

Take this brush...

 

 

 ..it's just a cheapie from that set of Artists Brushes you get from discount stores. It's a sable one. Mine is in dastardly condition, but you get the gist.

 

As before, wet it well, wipe it partially dry and dredge in the watery paint mixture.

 

In this pic, you can actually see how thin the blobs of paint are. I am literally just dredging, dabbing, lifting...

 

 

….add some little 'hyphens' here and there...

 

Grab your tiniest brush of all, or use the same one you just used for the 'hyphens and blobs', dredge in watery paint, and hit it against the handle of a larger brush to create 'splatters'.

 

 

Add more tiny 'splatters' by hand if you want to.

Repeat, and repeat again. Keep going. It's all going to be worth it!

Dark 'dashes'. Orange 'cells'.

 



 

Watery 'blob's and 'hyphens'.

 

Splatters and flicks.

 

Dab some with your flannelette squares in the centre to lift colour away and allow the layers to peek through.

 

For me, it was only after four days, 3 hours morning and afternoon, that I was rewarded with my completed project!

 

Here's my tortoiseshell-ed piece of ply, being glued into place by Super Husband.

 

 

All done, and ready for the edges of the ply to be coloured black with a felt tip pen...

 

I added some gold flourishes with an etching stencil and some Gold Leaf Rub 'n' Buff, and Husband added a layer of clear Two Pac and this bubbling happened.

 

 

I was beside myself.

 

But a second coat smoothed it out. You don't have to use Two Pac, a clear gloss will do.

 

In the end, the custom glass top (about $140), looked more glamourous over it anyway.

 

 

 

 

And for all the effort I put into the gold flourishes...

 

 

...you barely know they're there.

 

But I know they're there, and that's good enough ;-)

 

I absolutely adore my Faux Tortoiseshell desk, and I'm so proud of it.

 

What do you think?



Homespun Things....DIY Faux Tortoishell painted finish Step One...Materials and Base...

 

Feast your eyes upon the magnificence that is my desk makeover, Friends!

 

Is it not wondrous and beautiful beyond compare?

 

I know. Genius, right?

 

This is what is looked like before....sad...tired...in need of some TLC...

 

...and....not to labour the point, but look! Fab, right?

 

Close up here...you like? I know I like.

 

How to do it?

 

I know that's the question burning a hole in your hip pocket. Or something. I love a good mixed metaphor...

 

I have to warn you. This is NOT an overnight or single day project.

 

It's time consuming. And a little repetitive. But oh-so-rewarding, so don't let that stop you! My desk took me 3 hours morning and 3 hours afternoon for 4 days straight. And it was worth every minute.

 

I looked at every tutorial and YouTube video known to man on the subject of DIY faux tortoiseshell finishes, and let me tell you, I tried them all. Not one of them gave me the effect I was after.

 

I wanted sort of an 'aged' tortoiseshell finish. Like this...

 

...or this...

 

...and I just wasn't feeling the love for my experiments a la the tutorials.

 

Here are just a few of my early attempts...

 

 

So, as one does in these situations, I threw caution to the wind, and came up with my own method, which was a sort of hybrid of a few. Many thanks to the generous folk who spend a great deal of time, effort and energy putting those tutorials together.

 

Note...this is a very long post ;-O

 

The Technique

 

Firstly, ALL of the tutorials I viewed, dictated either bright yellow or metallic gold as the base colour. I didn't feel that either of those gave me the depth and 'aged' look I was after. So I elected to use a bright orange acrylic (just kids paint from a discount store) as the base, with a wash of metallic gold brushed on after for a bit of shimmer. After all, real tortoiseshell definitely has an inviting sheen to it.

 

I then added very liquid splotches of  Raw Sienna mixed with metallic gold, some in Burnt Sienna, lots in Burnt Umber, touches of Cadmium Yellow mixed with metallic gold and finally Black and Burnt Umber dots and flicks.

 

But I'm getting ahead of myself.

 

This finish is brilliant not just on desks, like mine, but on photo frames, trinket boxes, jewellery boxes, furniture like chairs, tables, sideboards and so on, trays, pencil holders and lamp bases. You name it, you can probably tortoiseshell it.

 

Tortoiseshell in it's real form has of course been banned for a very long time. Thank goodness for the poor turtles, who were once a prized commodity and heavily hunted for that reason.

 

This method gives a lovely aged faux effect, which is timeless, classic and elegant, and I know you'll love it once you get the hang of it like I did.

 

If you'd like to give my Faux Tortoishell DIY finish a try yourself, here's what you'll need:

 

The Paints:

 

Bright Orange

Cadmium Yellow

Raw Sienna

Burnt Sienna

Burnt Umber

Metallic Gold

Black

 

Inexpensive ones are fine. For the orange and the metallic gold, you want a thin sort of Childrens paint, not a thick acrylic. These are usually marked Craft paint or Playgroup paint or similar. My bottle looks like this...

 

It's not new. I've actually had it for about five years. I used it for this project and it's still two thirds full. So like I say, you're setting yourself up for quite a bit of 'tortoiseshell-ing'.

 

You'll also want a clear spray gloss to seal your finished project.

 

I took the extra step of having a piece of glass cut to size to cover mine for extra Wow Factor and protection. You may want to consider this for furniture surfaces as well. You don't want all your hard work to be damaged in wear and tear.

 

The Brushes

 

Now, I cannot stress how vital the right brushes are.

 

I struggled with the effect for quite some time, before investing in just two really good brushes, and then I was flying.

 

You'll want these:

 

I'm not an art expert, so I can only tell you the little I know of these brushes. I had no point of reference for them, so I really just went on instinct. I knew what effect I needed, and just sort of eyeballed brushes and felt the bristles to get an idea of what to buy.

 

The five on the right are all from an inexpensive bulk pack of Artists brushes from a discount store. They all sell them for under $10 for at least a dozen different brushes. I used some for the base coats, and some just for dabbing or finishing. To be honest, I didn't always take photos, but I did when it was important!

 

The two far right, are a different matter and you REALLY need these or you're not going to get the effect you're after. I can tell you this from bitter experience.

 

The larger blue one is a 1" (2.5cm) Oval Mop brush. Mine is Princeton brand. This is a soft, thick, sable or sable-like brush, perfect for perfect 'splotches'. Yes in this context, there really is such a thing.

 

See one here.

 

The smaller one furthest right is a Round Gold Taklon R-9250 size 10. The brand is Crafters Choice. Its a soft but substantial brush with a really good pointed tip.

 

See it here.

 

I found both of mine at Spotlight, a haberdashery and art supplies store in Australia, but you can find them easily online.

 

I paid about $30 for the Oval Mop and around $18 for the other one.

 

Miscellaneous

 

Small bowls to mix and thin paint

Cups of water for rinsing brushes and thinning paint

2-3 small squares of soft flannelette scraps for blotting...about ladies handkerchief size

A hairdryer for drying your splotches

 

I guess you're starting to see that this is not a budget project. Except that it is really. These supplies will yield several desks, dozens of photo frames or lamp bases or hundreds of small projects. So don't be scared.

 

This finish done professionally would costs you hundreds or even thousands of dollars depending upon the size of the project, so again, it's a skill worth mastering.

 

Speaking of mastering this skill, did I mention that it took me no less than 18 tries to get this technique right? If you've followed me for any length of time, you'll know my 'try it 27 times' rule of thumb. And boy, did that stand me in good stead this time! It was an exercise in patience and perseverance, let me tell you!

 



 Finally you'll need some pieces of ply, craftwood or even project cardboard to practice on. I'd like to say this is an easy one, and really, it is. But I cannot stress enough the importance of practising. So please do yourself a favour and practise a LOT before attempting your desired project.

 

That said, the worst that can happen is that you fudge it, and have to let it dry, recoat in a couple of layers of your base colour, and paint over it. So I guess, in that respect, no biggie, right?

 

To Start:

 

Now...here's the easy part...

 

Get your project. Clean it well, and let it dry. Sand it lightly if you like.

 

My desk originally had an insert of faux leather, so had a very tiny indent area. Husband purchased me a piece of very thin ply, almost like Balsa Wood, cut it to size, and I actually painted over that. This was then glued into place for my finished project. It worked well.

 

If your surface is already painted, and you don't want to glue a piece of ply or balsa wood over it, you will need to strip it back to bare wood for longevity. You do not want to spend countless hours on this finish, only to have it peel off due to improper preparation. Best to either paint on a surface like my ply, a bare wood (properly stripped of paint, sanded and allowed to dry), or those ready made craft wood items like trinket boxes, trays and photo frames.

 

If your project is a piece of furniture like mine, or one where you just want a feature section of tortoiseshell, now is the time to get the rest of it painted. I painted my desk with a good quality black satin finish.

 

 

Now to the base for the tortoiseshell finish.

 

Step 1: Coat the entire surface you want to 'tortoiseshell', in the thin orange acrylic. Use one of the wide flat brushes...the inexpensive ones. It should be a quick task.

 

 

 What can I say. It's orange. It's bright. It's in-your-face. But it won't stay that way. This colour will give your finished tortoiseshell a beautiful depth and aged character.

 

Let it dry. This should only take an hour at the most in warm weather. Longer perhaps in a cold climate or damp conditions.

 

Step 2: Water down some of your Metallic Gold paint. You want it about the consistency of milk. Pourable but with a bit of substance. Cover the entire orange area with a thin coat of this, brushed on lightly, to allow the orange to show through. It will separate a bit, and that's good. You want it to.

 

 

Again. Allow this to dry. I actually used a hair dryer to hasten the drying process, especially once I started painting my tortoiseshell finish.

 

Now the part that you need to practice.

 

NUMBER 1: The key to this finish is really watery paint, applied in seemingly random (but not that random really) watery blobs. You want them so watery, that they dry as really freeform splotches, without you having to do anything to them.

 

NUMBER 2: Apart from the base of orange and metallic gold, and the first layer of watery Raw Sienna, you'll want to work in small sections, layering each colour, drying with the hairdryer between layers, and completing that section entirely, before moving on to the next.

 

The first reason I suggest this, is that it's a fairly tedious process as it is, and having to coat a large surface like a desk or tabletop in one colour is boring to say the least.

 

The second reason is that you want variation in the pattern. True tortoiseshell is a naturally occurring pattern through growth of the tortoise, and varies enormously from one to another. You don't want it all matchy-matchy and the same.

 

Working in small sections gives your project a feeling of authenticity. As much as a faux finish can be 'authentic' at all!

 

Step 3: The First Layer :

 

You're going to take some Raw Sienna acrylic in a small bowl, and thin it 50/50 with water. You want it REALLY watery. Trust me.

 

Take the Mop brush, wet it, wipe it dry on the edge of the cup of water, and dip into your watery paint mix.

 

Now this entire design, is painted on the diagonal, so working diagonally, in small sections, dab blobs of watery paint in random wiggly patterns like this. If I can describe it this way, you're actually forming open spaces of orange and gold, with dashes and blobs around their edges. You want watery pools of paint, not substantial solid coloured blobs.

 

 

Finish painting your final first layer all over your surface. Keep stepping back to ensure you're continuing on a diagonal. I actually ended up laying a tape measure on a diagonal to guide me. It's very easy to end up going straight up and down which will not give the desired effect. Take no notice of that top corner. That was just me ensuring I had the layering correct :)

 

As you run out of the Raw Sienna, try mixing other colours in to give a more realistic spread of colour. Try Cadmium Yellow with Metallic Gold and a drop of Raw Umber, or a mixture of Raw Umber and yellow alone. See here below where I have a nice irregularity of colour happening across the entire surface.

 

Note also, that I have PLENTY of the orange and metallic gold base showing through.

 



 





And that is your base, ready to go. Allow it to dry completely, then you're ready for the artistic bit!

 

Please see this post continued in Step Two, here.

 

Insourcing....how I saved money in October 2018...

 

I love reflecting on what we've achieved in the last month. Sometimes it's staggering how much we insource, and almost every month, we learn a new skill. You can too!

 

This month, we ate well from our pantry, refrigerator and garden. The weather is about to warm up considerably here in the Sub-Tropics, so we made the most of enjoying cool weather food for the fading days of late Spring.

 

Gluten free pizzas are a favourite here since I mastered gluten free pizza dough as seen above. You can find that recipe here.

 

 

Likewise, gluten free pastry is a new favourite. I used my Nannas old faithful recipe, and found that lard makes all the difference. That one is here.

 

Fried rice has been a go-to easy meal in this household since...well...forever.

 

Here's that recipe in a couple of sentences Nanna style.

 

To four cups of cooked rice that you've steamed the day before (or these days, 1-2 family sized packet of precooked rice), add two crumbled chicken stock cubes, a handful of diced bacon, and a cup of mixed frozen vegetables. Stir fry until heated through, and add a teaspoon of Sesame Oil, a tablespoon of soy sauce, 1/2 a teaspoon each of dried garlic granules and dried onion flakes, and any diced leftover meat such as chicken or roast that you might have in the fridge. Done. Just as good as any takeaway...better even.

 

Of course, now that we are moving into hot and humid weather here (when it's not thunderstorming!), sometimes a platter of chilled things is the only way to go when friends come around. Likewise chilled water is the order of the day over cups of tea and coffee.

The apples have been so sweet, juicy and delicious lately, that it's almost criminal to do anything to them, but we do love a good baked apple with greek yoghurt and honey now and again. So when the aforementioned thunderstorms reduced the temperatures for a nanosecond, these little pretties went into the oven.

 



 

Nobody can resist those new yummylicious home made gluten free pizzas. They're a new Saturday night treat. Sometimes more often. We load them up with roast pumpkin cubes, baby spinach, diced capsicum, fresh herbs and semi dried tomatoes, and go easy on the fatty deli meats, so they're lighter and healthier.

And...okay...not the healthiest, but so yummy and retro, home made gluten free sausage rolls. Again, I load the meat with grated carrot, zucchini, cubed eggplant and capsicum and handfulls of baby spinach, wrap it in purchased cheaty gluten free puff pastry, and sprinkle with sesame seeds. In 15 minutes I'd made 18, which is enough for two hearty meals for the three of us for around $10.

 

One tray went straight into the oven, and one went into the freezer for another day.

 



Of course you remember that I love fridge cleanout day and I was proud to only have to discard half a tin of coconut cream that had been decanted, but not labelled, and thus forgotten at the back of the fridge.

 

Here's my fridge all ready for the grocery delivery, which was mercifully small this week, and mostly consisted of pantry items. Here you see all my veges ready prepared for the week ahead. These include julienned carrots, diced green capsicum, halved cherry tomatoes, cubed pumpkin (for those pizzas!), sliced cabbage for coleslaw for burgers and stir fry, and more. This saves us so much time, energy and effort. It's an odd reality, that one hour of preparation, once a week, potentially saves you several hours when you're busy. Truth!

 

Here's some of my Chinoiserie cushions and pillow slips, either ready to stitch or already stitched. A bit different, but I LOVE them.

 

And here's a bit of faux tortoishell for you. This one hand painted by me. This is all but finished except for the glass top, which is on its way. I can't wait to share it with all of my pretties back in place.

 

 

Here it was before. Not awful, but just in need of a glamor makeover, like many of us...lol!

 

Going back 20 or so years ago, I'd stained everything this cherry colour.

 



 

That included the chess/coffee table, which I neglected to photograph in it's 'before' condition when overcome by a painting and gilding frenzy.

 

This is it actually upside down so I could paint it more comfortably. That carved detail really POPS when highlighted with a bit of gold leaf Rub 'n' Buff!

 

And once painted and gilded, Husband laid some faux tortoise shell of a different kind. This is the acrylic that pick guards on guitars are made from. It's found a new life as a coffee table surface.

 



 

We love it!

 

I can't begin to tell you how much money this saved us in October. But professional Faux Finishers are not cheap, and of course, you know that making your own Fake-Away and preparing meals saves a bomb.

 

I'm going to say $1200 saved on either a professional painter or a new desk.

 

About $300 on the coffee table.

 

Minimum $300 on preparing and avoiding takeaways.

 

And stitching new linens and cushions myself...I'm not kidding when I tell you that has saved at LEAST $500-$750 for the kind of designs I was admiring. That's a whole other story!

 

I'm calling October a $2300 month of savings, and that's conservative.

 

You CAN have Champagne taste on a sparkling water budget.

 

You've just got to be prepared to get your hands dirty.

 

Tutorial for that Tortoiseshell finish coming up later in the week.

 

How was your October?

Homespun Things....DIY Decals....

 

Look at this bit of specialness!

 

Pretty retro inspired swallows gracing my pretty retro inspired benchtop mixer.

 

I know.You want one now don't you. Stick with me.

 

The instructions are at the end of this post.

 

It all started with this image found on Pinterest.

 

So pretty...

 

 

I thought I recognised the birds on this mixer, and sure enough, I eventually found them on The Graphics Fairy website.

 

They look like this....

 

So here is my mixer.

 

It's a Sunbeam, not a Kitchenaid…

 

 

I printed the Graphic Fairy birdie images out, trimmed them, and went to town trying to find a good position for them.

 

But try as I might, they didn't look right, due to the very different shape of the Sunbeam, over the Kitchenaid mixer.

 

See?

 

 

I had seen another image of swallows that I liked at The Graphics Fairy.

 

And one that had a slightly more Chinoiserie bent to it, over a traditional European one.

 

Almost more of a tattoo feel...though please note I do not have tattoos... I just like the colouring of them.

 

Look here it is....

 

So I saved that one, resized it accordingly, and did another in a mirror image, because now I knew exactly how I was positioning them.

See here, where I've printed them out on paper, to finalise where they'd go.

 

Fortunately I had some Waterslide decal paper that I'd ordered for another project, so lickety-split, I printed them out on that.

 

Waterslide decal paper is available on eBay and at selected stationers and craft stores, and it's about $3 per sheet. That's really economical when you consider how much Etsy stores charge for customised waterslide decals. I've added a link below.

 

HOW TO:

 

You need an inkjet printer, and I purchased mine several years ago for $35. The stationers all have them, and I actually think I bought this one at the supermarket. So they're readily available.

 

Of course, the expense is in the ink cartridges, and they do come with cartridges intact, that will last you quite some time.

 

I buy the replacements for mine online for about $35-$40 each for the black and the colour, and they last at least six months. And that's with Daughter printing out assignments and whatnot, and me with all of my craft projects.

 

So in short, you need....

 

Waterslide decal paper available online

Inkjet printer with black and colour cartridges

Images that you like, resized accordingly

Spray clear enamel paint to 'set' the ink on the new decals

 

Print your pretty images out on your waterslide decal paper, coat them with the clear gloss spray enamel, and wait for it to dry. It won't take long. An hour at the most in fine, dry weather.

 

Then trim your decals close to, but not right up against, your images. You need about 1cm or 1/4 of an inch, all the way around.

 

Apply your decals in the preferred position, following the instructions that come with the paper.

 

These are not difficult to apply at all, but if you've never used them before, sacrifice a practice sheet and some smaller decals, perhaps for storage jars or similar, to make sure you can transfer them smoothly. They can slide around a little for repositioning, but do treat them gently.

 

Keep a clean, dry cloth close by to smooth them out once applied.

 

Be careful, they are fragile.

 

That's it!

 

Enjoy your new fancy-schmancy mixer!

 

Of course, you can use these decals on ANTHING really.

 

They're no good on anything that needs to be immersed in water, and they're definitely not dishwasher safe. A gentle wipe with a clean damp cloth now and again, is as much as they tolerate.

 

But for furniture, canisters, storage jars, mirrors, boxes and most other things that just sit quietly minding their own business, they're the bomb!

 

Waterslide decal paper available here.

 

Swallow images available here.

 

Original Kitchenaid bluebirds on a branch here.

 

Have fun creating!